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face fucking

1) Driving one's penis deep into a mouth.
2) Kissing so hard and intensely that it can no longer be called "kissing" and needs this term to best describe the act. An act which is amazing done, and disgusting to watch.
1) "Her pussy was so dry and covered with weird pussy bumps so I face fucked her instead. Good thing I'm on penicillin."

2) "We went to Denny's after the bar and this guy was face fucking his boyfriend in the corner booth. I was so appalled that instead of rushing to the can to puke I hurled on the two of them."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Face Rape

the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.
"aww, you got face raped bitch!...pwnd!"
by AstraLuna May 21, 2010
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face time

1. The moment at which Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team must use his masculine charms, usually (though not necessarily limited to) upon an attractive female with large hair, in order to gain access to a building or otherwise perform some smooth-patter feat to ensure the success of the on-the-run ex-military samaritan squad.

2. The first, prolonged, intimate session of sexual contact with Templeton "Face" Peck of the A-Team, usually no more than half an hour after an episode's closing credits.
Hannibal: "Face, we need you to distract that womanly security guard in order to steal that kettle to make our steam tank."

Templeton "Face" Peck: "OK, it's Face Time."

...or...

Attractive big-haired 80s woman: "Templeton, what are you...?"

Templeton "Face" Peck: "Oh yeah momma, it's Face Time..."

Big-hair: "Oooooh."
by Scribe July 3, 2003
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Face Fart

A belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an anal fart. Usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.
Matt belched at the bar when Joe replied "Gross! Face Fart! Go see a doctor, that isn't natural."
by das ungeheuer January 14, 2009
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Face Ass

Relevant to head ass.
The act of being stupid and having no common sense, however the person is ugly, which makes them that much more retarded.
Patty Shwab: I like eggs.
Eric: Patty you're such a face ass.
by Tyqueshiawatermelonedrea January 31, 2015
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Face Ass

Something said at the end of a sentence. Mainly used with the word "drunk" in front of it, like in the movie How High.
Im starting to feel a bit light headed, but I wanna play another game of beer pong.

Girl, sit your drunk face ass down.
by Ajc1119 April 13, 2010
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face ass

the unfortunate condition of having a chin separated by an indention in the middle. giving the appearance of two butt cheeks.
that bitch would be a decent slumpbuster if she didn't have face ass!
by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004
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