everccasionally

Everccasionally is when you do something more than occasionally and not quite every time.

I everccasionally black out when drinking.

by Mands May 15, 2005

everclearing

Everclearing is a form of hazing in which the pledge has a bread roll thats been soaked in everclear shoved in their mouth and held for as long as possible without spitting it out.
Out of 5 pledges the 3 that hold it longest win the event.

Hard Mode: duct tape wrapped around mouth over the back of head. and given a fork to cut it off. This can result in death. No known deaths to date.

Everclearing is rarely used anymore since victims of it became leaders of frats and banned it, So once the upperclassmen 2008-09 that hazed pledges this way graduated, it came to a halt.

Stories of everclearing do fly around, but who knows how much truth there is to them.

"Everclearing is now banned. If anyone is to use Everclear for any form of hazing ever they are put to a vote if we will remove you from the frat or not." - Xyz

by Believe in your smelf August 14, 2012

Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 29, 2010

Dirty Ever

When really don't wanna dip your dick, but you're shy, so while she's blindfolded and handcuffed to the bed, you leave.

Man Racheal is just too freaky, but I don't know how to tell her, so Imma have to give her the Dirty Ever.

by McThiggins April 12, 2020

sarah everard

women who deserved to get home safely

me: all women are sarah everard
femanists: yasss

by dojaaaaaaaaa May 18, 2021

coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.

friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!

by ashleighashashleigh May 23, 2010

the greatest to ever exist

This definition.

Markiplier: “I am the greatest to ever exist.”

by mrflipfone June 18, 2019