gentleman's dress sock

a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.

Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock

by pinotara June 28, 2009

to pull a dressguard

Stop trading for any reason in the stock market.

# Dressguard Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

…to pull a dressguard

Hey guys, what does that mean???
# K Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

remember you said you stopped trading a few months ago? :P

by dressguard September 19, 2009

The woman in the red dress

From the matrix but a metaphor that can be applied to life. When you take the red pill (not be confused with the manosphere pill) and you wake up to the beast system. You give up lower frequency carnal vices in return for higher quality virtues, the woman in the red dress will try to lure you back into the ignorance. She will tell you what you want to hear, she is a jezebel waiting to devour you.

The woman in the red dress is a red herring, destroying your perception of truth and misleading your track.

by Metaphyziks May 23, 2022

Doss'd

To be completely and utterly owned and ruined.

Michigan is Doss'd every year by Ohio State.

by S S V March 24, 2007

dossibility

mainly used in connection to work - the search for skiving opportunities - a dossing possibility - preferably while being paid.

the possibility of a worktime snooze.

When the manager left the office, we seized the dossibility.

The new job was tough, with zero dossibility.

by phlegmy September 2, 2011

Ross-Dresser

Someone who wears obviously cheap clothing from stores like Ross or Target.

Ewww look at her outfit. She is such a Ross-Dresser.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

salad dress

A salad that tastes like an old dress.

Your mom is such a bad cook: she makes salad dress.

by drum_playa August 14, 2003