The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
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A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.
A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
Get the Doucheberg mug.Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things
God that brian davis is such a douche bag!
or
Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG
or
Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN
Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG
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Get the douchebag mug.1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"
Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."
Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."
2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"
Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"
3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"
Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."
Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."
Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."
2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"
Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"
3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"
Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."
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