Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.

'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'

by ps3d0nym December 16, 2016

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Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017

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Doing a Fox

A term more commonly used in North Sudanese slang and subculture, In which a person -instead of going to the gym for weight-lifting like any other civilized human being- chooses to take photos of twig-resembling biceps for Instagram likes and Whatsapp comments. The term is also used sporadically for instances where someone speaks incredibly terrible,incoherent, and laughable english.

(Not to be confused with doing a foz)

"Off to The RS Gym bro see you in a bit"
"Leg day or bench pressing today?"
"Mans Doing a Fox You dunknow already"
"Say no more"

"Why did Miss Ira give me a C in English Oral?"
"Maybe because you were Doing a Fox"
"Explains everything bro"

by wellgoddammit August 16, 2017

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Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017

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