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Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion
Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"
by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021
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ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse
by Cameron March 21, 2004
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Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".
Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking
by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020
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King Ding-a-ling

A guy who is considered a stud, a top shelf pick, the one who is running things.
After I sex my girl really good, I feel like King Ding-a-ling
by Amschel September 6, 2025
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Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015
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