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devil's spitoon

The space in between the human genitals and toilet seat when sitting on the toilet.
I had the sudden urge to cough up a loogie while sitting on the toilet so I hocked that motherfucker right down the Devil's spitoon
by Thuglynast February 10, 2017
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devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.
Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.
by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016
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Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
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Devil’s Tail

Sal: Leo looks pretty sore today
Felix: Yeah, Refi uses her Devil’s Tail on him
Sal: Wanna play 8 ball
by FelixWard October 19, 2018
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Devil Time

The embodiment of head-assery. Everything including morals, well-being, respect, and humbleness is gone and you turn into a pure hot blooded delinquent with no remorse for anything you say or do.

These are the 3 ways to acquire “Devil Time” and how to know if you reached it.

1. Everyone in your group HAS to be on demon time. If you are a Demon Time Conduit this will be an easy step.
2. You could be the “nice guy”, and get to the last straw, and unleash all that toxicity and negative thoughts you’ve always had.

3. If you are overly excited, and you can’t feel anything, but energy rushing inside of you without needing an energy drink, or a perc 30.

How to know if you’ve reached it: It’s simple your body will feel the effects the morning after.
“Bro it was like he was on Devil Time, forget demon time this man was on a whole new level”.
by TaeLegend September 5, 2021
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Devils shiver

When you randomly shiver/flinch throughout your whole body for no reason, as if you were possessed. Hence the world Devil.
“Ooh, I just got a Devils shiver.”
by IamJungkooksWifeTeehee September 4, 2021
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Devil’s One

Noun: a seemingly evil person/sentient being
My daughter seems to be a devil’s one.
by Wandering Uterus November 28, 2019
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