Danger Maz

danger maz is when you want to masturbate but you know someone will be home soon and could possibly catch you in the middle, but you do it anyway.

It can also mean Masturbating somewhere you shouldent be, like in a public toilet or in a church.

1st person: Dude, i had a wicked DANGER MAZ this morning.
2nd person: Why was it danger and not regular?
1st person: it was next to the Babys crib while he was sleeping!
2nd person: yo wtf?

by [SCUM]Taz July 4, 2020

danger baby

a toddler prone to making the riskiest decisions of the options, usually involving climbing to great heights or circumventing safety measures.

My danger baby scaled the baby gate and climbed on top of the table for a dance party of one.

by Davenia August 29, 2020

Danger sneeze

To achieve a danger sneeze you and a friend need to drink 4-5 pints of beer without going to the toilet, when you start to feel the need to wee you drink another pint, at this point you and your friends sniff pepper and then when the sneeze comes try to hold on the wee

Oh no craig, you tried the danger sneeze and failed, you’re soaking

by Thewicked1 October 14, 2023

Slipper Dancer

One who dances slippery.

Damn that Dan Somers is a for serious slippery dancer.

by Veegee January 21, 2003

Doona Dancer

Australians call a duvet a doona.
A Doona dancer implies someone having fun under the doona ie. masturbating

Wazza: "Why didn't you reply to my text message last night...it was only midnight mate!"
Bazza: "I was rubbing one out mate."
Wazza: "Bloody doona dancer!"

by Mikey77 June 17, 2008

Taze Dancer

A wannabe break dancer who can't keep a beat. So bad that it looks like a person being tazed.

So we watched a breakdance crew in the club. Then John stepped in. Everyone laughed cuz he's a freakin Taze Dancer.

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

prop dancer

A general term for anyone who uses props to dance, usually at a club but can also include fire dancers. glowsticks or leds are usually attached in a club environment. most common examples include poi, hula-hoop, staff, and contact juggling.

outside a club "did you see Jerry? he was just busting some awesome poi moves on the dance floor just now" friend responds "oh, I did not know Jerry was a prop dancer"

by legionofpaupers January 25, 2013