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Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.
by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022
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Cousin Bratha

A way to describe your relationship to someone you’re close to and can be related to.
The Nurmagomedov’s have many brathas and cousins in their family. You would say: ____ is my cousin bratha
by Bratha cousin December 27, 2022
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Cousin It pussy

A pussy with hair so long you can hide in it.
Mom told me her friend has pussy hair so long she has to roll it up before she puts on her underwear. She’s got a cousin It pussy!
by Fonda Dix February 4, 2023
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Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin
I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster
by McBlaster February 11, 2023
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Croustille

In the missing dad universe it refers to both the sussy gussy stuff and meth but in the Crabby SMP it refers to an enchanted golden apple
Yo Mr.Black these croustille are the bomb
No Jesse Blueballs we do not eat our own product
Mr.Negro I hope you lose your croustille in the crabby smp
by Mr.Walter Hartbad Black March 2, 2023
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cousinjake

the pretty boy pornstar/influencer with a nice cock and pretty smile
by kevingates69 March 25, 2023
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Cousins boy

A boy close to his older Cousin
I always loved hanging around cousins boy
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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