where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up

by Veggies/ Dirt March 2, 2018

come up

To come up with something, to get an idea

Example 1:
Pete: What shall we do..?
Sam: Dunno.. Ask Jake, he always comes up with good ideas

Example 2:
Your conscience: No don't spend time with him, you only come up with crazy ideas when you're around him

by Yiskah May 15, 2008

Rubber cement

a great way too get high

i got really high of rubber cement

by Mr. Hankey the xmas poo May 5, 2009

2013 here I come!

Something to say to any idiot who thinks the world will end on 2012

guy 1: hey man have you seen the movie 2012?
guy 2: Yeah it sucked so much dick.
guy 1: What?
guy 2: aw fuck you the world neva gon end 2013 here I come!

by Boneless chickun September 10, 2012

Come Hea

A term used to get your woman to come to you.

I told her to come hea, but then she told me, "No you come hea."

by SLIZRONER November 9, 2008

Comeau

n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.

v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.

a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.

n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.

v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.

a. Eric, stop being comeau.

by ronnie willz November 17, 2011

Coen

To not finish through; To fail just short of ones goal; To end a task on a negative note or failure.

He just pulled a Coen! Oh man, he came so close!

by EpicWinOhYeah June 6, 2014