Cleverbotch

When Cleverbot says something that makes absolutely no sense, breaking from the lines of reason that would apply to the affected conversation.

A quality cleverbotching:

Me: *dies*.
CB: Do you need to go to the hospital?
Me: *is dead*.
CB: Do you need a bandaid?
Me: *continues being dead*.
CB: *keeps eating*.

by Entirely at fault November 11, 2018

cleavage is your friend!

A phrase people say when they see or have nice cleavage. Everybody wants to see it or have it!!!

Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.

I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.

by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019

Cleav

The bust of a women that be hangin.

Yo man, check out that cleav

by DolphinGuy44 June 13, 2021

cleverdumb

When you are actually a really clever person but you make a lot of dumb math mistakes in class.

Me: (3F)² = 3 F² instead of 9F²
The teacher: You are really cleverdumb!

by GayCleverdumb August 11, 2021

Cleeve

Typicality a passive guy until you get to know him. He is a guy you want to have as your BF, he is funny, loyal, and knows when he is needed. He is protective over the people he cares for and uses his agility to kick your ass. He is a great lover and the best listener you'll find. He is not afraid to stick up for what he believes is right no matter what the cost is. If you can get on his sweet side you well never regret it. He is also the hottest guy you can find walking the streets.

Person 1: Who is that guy
Person 2: That's Cleeve.
person 1: Quiet guy, he seems to be one of those outcast freaks.
Person 2: Until you get to know him, then he is the best guy ever.

by Anonymous EXO August 20, 2021

Cleve

An edgy, badass motherfucker. He'll kick your ass at anything except Mariocart. You might mistake him for a Little nba youngboy at first glance. He's very cute or funny at all times.

Cleve is not the one to be fucked with.

by BEEKA$H November 22, 2021