Fat Without A Cause

*takes on bimbo accent* Oh. My. Gawd, it is sooooo lyk tha sickest song eva!!!

Haha, mk seriously, some random song that a coupple of very bored teenagers made up making fun of fat ppl and all their excuses as to why they're fat.

She says she has some weired disease
He says he's allergic to cheese
She says it's just her family way
He says a growing boy needs a hamburger a day

Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!

by baby_in_black December 28, 2005

[claused]

falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.

"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"

"Shit, he got claused real bad!"

by Snazzzzz October 6, 2008

clauseperising

To gang up on, tackle, and/or otherwise terrorize a person by closing in on their personal space in an undesired way.

You damned kids! Quit clauseperising ME!

by eaterofvegans November 11, 2010

Clauseminyonka

Someone who gets tired after he jacks off

Chad is a clauseminyonka

by Yourbitchwife February 5, 2020

Clausemonyanka

Someone who is named chad

Chad is a clausemonyanka

by Yourbitchwife February 5, 2020

Clausewitz Effect

Extreme tiredness and fatigueness caused by playing videogames (such as Hearts of Iron IV and Stellaris) designed in the Clausewitz Engine.

Yesterday I experienced hallucinations and was extremely tired. I think i've got the Clausewitz Effect.

by AHELLOA April 7, 2023

Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017