cloudy river

Noun - A prank, or sex act, in which a party of 25+ men ejaculate into a large bucket or basin. Their semen is then diluted with water. The cloudy semen-water is then poured slowly onto another individual without their knowledge.

1. Steve passed out so we gave him a cloudy river.
2. That slut swallowed the cloudy river

by Fapstick Jenkins March 31, 2015

Cleveland Knuckler

The act of unclogging a toilet using one's bare hands.

I tried everything to unclog that toilet. Finally had a plumber come out....he gave it the Cleveland Knuckler and she's flushing like a champ now.

by doucheBrigade March 21, 2016

Clean Joey

When somebody sucks the shit out of an asshole, cleaning the rectum of toxins.

Jon was prepping himself for anal with a banana that he planned to eat afterwards, so he asked Sarah to give him a clean joey so he could properly enjoy eating it.

by PGVaginamort November 18, 2016

Clam Roast

The act of dry humping a portable radiator

On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast

by The Gentleman Phraser January 11, 2017

claypounds

A person who goes with Shelly for a while, but it won't last long. Usually driving a souped up car and listening to BTO.

What's Claypounds up to tonight?

by dub February 26, 2018

Clockin

When people are constantly checking for you and trying to police your actions. These can be haters or people low key obsessed with you and wanna know your ever move

Friend 1: You really just put on that fit to take a picture

Friend 2: Damn, can I live? I ain’t really we was clockin niggas

by Don’tFindMe April 28, 2019

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019