Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.

"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"

by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025

Kendall x Christopher

Such a cute couple that defenitly belongs together (CHRIS ASK HER OUT OR ELSE!!!!)

Kendall x Christopher is better then ur parents!

by kendallxchristopher fan February 16, 2022

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021

Christophof

Christophof's (Pronounced Kris-tof-of) are very rare, and there is only one known on the Earth. Sometimes the Christophof can be a chode but this only occurs about once a year. Christophof's are extraordinary fluffy, especially on his stomach area. A Christophof can sometimes talk random shit but they also often have something interesting to say. On top of all this a Christophof can make one hell of a cup of tea. To conclude, the Christophof is an all round awesome dude.

Dude: Wow, did you see that Christophof, he was really hairy?

by TheMonsterDudette January 18, 2012