Christophof's (Pronounced Kris-tof-of) are very rare, and there is only one known on the Earth. Sometimes the Christophof can be a chode but this only occurs about once a year. Christophof's are extraordinary fluffy, especially on his stomach area. A Christophof can sometimes talk random shit but they also often have something interesting to say. On top of all this a Christophof can make one hell of a cup of tea. To conclude, the Christophof is an all round awesome dude.

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.