shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

World Cupping

Diving to the ground and pretending the most serious of injury after being nudged. Often seen during futbol matches. This can also be done in other situations in order to benefit from the slightest bit of injury.

John was world cupping the shit out of that paper cut at work today. He got to leave work early to go to the emergency room but we all know he just wanted to get an early start on Friday Happy Hour at the pub.

by chipf701 July 9, 2012

Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.

Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.

by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

Shower Cappin'

An urban slang word meaning to act crazy or irrational. It originates from inner city Detroit. It is most often used when referring to a black woman going crazy when her weave is touched.

"Yo dawg, why is your boo shower cappin'?"

by Not Bill or Steve May 12, 2014

brown camping

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

by arsemonkey August 17, 2014

groop camping

Term typically used by festival goers to describe a group camping ticket package. Ensures everyone in your groop will have adjacent campsites.

We should buy the groop camping package so we won't end up on opposite ends of the campsite.

by swp33 May 17, 2014

illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

by walker4209 October 27, 2014