North Carolina

A place where old-fasioned locals and optimistic transplants collide. Super happy people moving to this state are put face to face with locals who hate everything about them (and themselves) and will stop at nothing to make them feel unwelcome and cheated on every transaction they attempt to make. Locals can't drive and will get irrationally upset when the weathers bad and try to literally, actually kill everyone else with their vehicles. Racism and rape culture is an actual thing here. You are not safe. Healthcare is terrible and so is education, no matter if you're in Charlotte or Raleigh. One of the "fastest growing cities" is a terrible mistranslation of a place where you move for a better life and end up barricading yourself in your house to avoid violent, stupid locals. The tech triangle is a lie. These people live in a state of constant jealousy and hatred. Everything closes at 8 p.m.

I moved to North Carolina six months ago and when my lease runs out, I'm moving out ASAP.

by nvspinella August 14, 2019

Carole-Anne

with an amazing hair-trigger, this self-aggrandizing know-it-all is quick tempered and eager to argue the most inane detail into eternity, often using faulty information.

She was so tedious and overbearing, a true Carole-Anne!

by tkk2s February 5, 2010

a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.

by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

Carolina Carbomb

After two or more men cum in a woman's mouth, she sneezes it back on them.

"After me and my bro ran the train on her, we got Carolina carbombed!"

by Crackamac November 1, 2009

carolina cupholder

When a man takes a shit, freezes the shit, melts it, covers his dick with it, lets it harden, then fucks a girl that is too small for him. This acts as a gateway.

Tucker performed a carolina cupholder on Shannon.

by Cmann May 19, 2010

Carol's Cat Flap

A euphemism for anuses, with the term often used to describe the process of anal sex.

Frenchy had an aversion to pussy, so he would prefer to stick one in Carol's Cat Flap.

by Marco Nee May 14, 2012

Carolina Custard Swirl

the act of assfucking a girl, then creampieing her asshole. As you pull out your dick, your man batter and her shit combines to form the glaze that is coating your cock. You proceed to insert your half chub into her pussy knowing she is on her period. As you fuck her the frothy creamy substance around her vag is carolina custard swirl.

After cumming in her ass, and fucking her right in the pussy, she scooped out the sweet carolina custard swirl and spread it on the peanut butter sandwich.

by mike devivo February 7, 2015