Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010
Get the Boyfriend Retardation mug.A curious condition where a woman is completely obsessed with her boyfriend to the point she no longer cares about anything else. School/uni, hobbies, friends, career etc. no longer seem important to a woman infected with boyfrienditis. It is usually recognised by the exessive use of makeup and non-stop talking about the boy.
by Giovanna Bishop November 19, 2010
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She's single. She's boyfriendless.
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My boyfriend is so funny!
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Get the boyfriend mug.Boyfriend is the main protagonist of Friday Night Funkin'. He is on a mission to gain approval to date Girlfriend, but must sing off against her evil ex-rockstar father, Daddy Dearest, as well as the many other characters that stand in his way. He stars in every song and week.
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