Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.

I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics

by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019

Boo booing

the act of being super lame

Setting: Friday afternoon after a long week of client deliverables and PM nagging

Me: "you trynna sneak out of here and toke up during lunch? got some fresh carts I wanna try out."
Natalie: "no, I probably shouldn't get stoned today"
Me: "wow... you're boo booing hard, it's really killing my vibe..."

by Caveyesesese September 3, 2019

A Boeinging 747 Boi

A happy plane/Boeing 747

Did you see that Boeing 747? It was Boeinging down the runway. It must be A Boeinging 747 boi!

by A random plane October 13, 2019

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

beef-boning

Having sex with someone with whom you are quarrelling - i.e., boning while beefing.

Q: Hey, do you and your lady want to smoke some acid and go to the nickel arcade?
A: Nah, we’ve been beefing.
Q: So you’re not going out?
A: Nah, mostly we’re just arguing and beef-boning.

by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020

Pork BOnInG

Tupper said pork boning to own the libs

Tupper said pork boning to own the libs

by SaltQueenisme September 28, 2020

Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.

I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.

by anonymous June 29, 2021