Boner Runoff

The water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower.

I held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through.

by xxJack May 16, 2008

sonic boner

when you are really craving SONIC that you get a boner,and have to rush to sonic.and when you get there you fulfill your erection by stuffing tots,fries and or a footlong hot dog+popcorn chicken or any other favorite item on the menu in your mouth.ALONG WITH DIPPING IN THE DELECTABLE SAUCES!

Alyssa,wana go to sonic?me and rachel are having a sonic boner!

by samanfahewen July 9, 2010

face boner

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.

Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!

by j--hole November 3, 2008

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Anticipation boner

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.

I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.

by njriv April 7, 2010

Huge Boner

Huge Boner is slang for a very large erect penis

Pete got out of the car with a huge Boner

by Mickeefer February 7, 2020

body boner

When your muscles are filled with blood after an intense workout.

Jacob: Hey Alfie, did you just finish working out?

Alfie: Yeah!!

Jacob: Nice body boner.

by alfienukka February 1, 2010