Blondie™️
Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
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blondification
1. A process of dying somebody's hair blonde.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
2. A process of simplifying something to the point where even a blond can understand. Also a process of simplifying the controls of the machinery so that even a blond can operate it.
I had to buy a sports car with an automatic transmission, thank God the manufacturer went through full blondification, otherwise my wife would not be able to drive.
blondification by PureEvilHater November 13, 2009
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Blondicitus
The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.
I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.
Blondicitus by Badwsky February 10, 2010
blonde moment
No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
blonde moment by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
blonde widow
A attractive girl who can never get a date because she has a reputation for accidentally putting her dates in the hosiptal or the morgue. This type of girl has an uncanny way of always physically harming her dates on accident to the point they may need to visit the hospital. May also be known as an brunette widow or any hair color and the word widow at the end.
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
WARNING! when encoutering this type of girl she may be easy to approach and will be totally out of your league but she will agree to go out with you anyway. This is a ploy to lure you in while your on a date with her and get you off your guard because she may do one or any combination of the following by accident:
1. Accidentally stab you while tryng to cut an apple.
2. set you in fire while trying to light the grill.
3.Shoot you with a gun while somehow aiming in the exact opposite direction of where you are.
4. Run you over while trying to park the car.
5. drown you while you try to teach her how to swim.
6. Take extreme caution when walking down steps with her she will always trip and you will ALWAYS fall down with her and somehow YOU will fall flat on your face and SHE will somehow be fine.
If you do continue to date this girl do not let her handle the following; knives, guns, bows, pens, boiling water, fire in whatever form, rocks, sand, turtles, pipes, icepacks, ketchup bottles, your tie, the car, NEVER let her play darts, footballs, and your penis
Mike: yo dude me and claire are going out but she wantsa double date and needs someone for her friend annie wanna come?
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
Danny: Hell no! Annie sent her last 8 boyfriends to the hospital shes a blonde widow.
Noah: Hey man I came soon as I heard you were in the hospital what happend?
Roy: Went on a date with a blonde widow.
blonde widow by stilldatingblondewidow5yrstrg October 1, 2011
Blonkie
If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.
Blonde Luke
Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.
He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.
1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.
1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
Blonde Luke by sheahoee July 2, 2014