Blindsight

To attack someone out of hiser view.

Catherine put up a decoy and then blindsighted the group with a very big lawsuit.

by Luddz June 16, 2015

Blinding Lights

A 2019 song by The Weeknd and also the best damn tune ever to be released.

Blinding lights lyrics:

Yeah
I've been tryin' to call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I could never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021

The Behind the Meme Effect

An effect that can kill a meme instantly when "Behind the Meme" makes a video on it. Although, this effect cannot kill memes similar to Pepe and Word Replacement Remixes as they have endless possibilities.

Michael Rosen was struck down from the Behind the Meme effect. It was a sad day.

by FronchPige March 19, 2017

Male Pattern Blindness

An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.

(in the car)

Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!

Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.

Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!

Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.

by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011

blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.

That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date

by mei_mei January 17, 2011

Detroit Blindfold

The act of getting head and as soon as you are about to ejaculate on the girl/guys face and you droop your scrotum over their eyes so they can't see.

I couldn't see because he gave me a Detroit Blindfold.

by jkilla5053 November 27, 2009

Blind fire

When having to pee in a blacked out bathroom when the electricity is cut at the middle of the night or simply the light bulb in the room has burst.

When i didn't pay my electric bill, the power in the house was cut at 10:00 pm where I has to blind fire in the bathroom but I was no where near the toilet and urinated on my Nike sneakers.

by panda-coach ricky November 26, 2009