trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight November 30, 2016

usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018

Peggle Blasted

During sexual intercourse, when the male or female's anal has pressure of water applied to it. Can be a shower head, hose or even rain drops if they're hard enough.

OMG! I walked in to my bathroom to Jennifer getting peggle blasted while David hit it from the front!

by xxpeggle October 9, 2018

Cash Blast

When a female squirts her amazing cum all over her lovers body.

Shelby couldn’t hold back and Cash Blast all over Matts face,neck and chest.

by Cashblastee October 31, 2018

Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus

Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!

by Luc95 November 14, 2018

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 18, 2019