zed bed

I foldable bed in which is not advisable to have sex in, as they can collapse easily.

Don't jump on a zed bed either, they really do just fold in half on you.

by Stefigutentag May 24, 2006

in bed

Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.

Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed

by Raam June 16, 2006

Shit the bed

When something goes horribly wrong, or mechanically or electronically dies.

"I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.

by Ms. Awful May 21, 2015

Brofest in Bed

When two or more straight men lay in the same bed together.

Dude #1: Is it gay that I took a nap with two of my friends in my bed yesterday?
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.

by Aaron "Im not a faggot" Carter July 5, 2010

breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

by MikeD3 December 30, 2008

sex bed

A bed where intercourse occurs.

My best friend helped me to make up my sex bed before my fuck buddy came over.

You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.

by Kane07 June 19, 2009

lesbian bed death

the ocurrence when sexual activity diminishes and eventually virtually ceases after the first stages of a lesbian relationship, and the couple become more like friends or companions.

Although it is a widespread myth that the "bed death" is mainly common amongst lesbians, is is not a trait exclusive to lesbian realtionships. On contrary it is common for sexual activity to decrease in all romantic relationships after the first stages.

The term was coined by sex resercher Pepper Schwartz.

Is the "lesbian bed death" a myth?

by Johanna Karlsson June 18, 2008