boring as bat shit

A common phrase that is deeply rooted in the Australian vernacular and frequently used to convey your disappointment in a person or a thing.

"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.

by Norman Harvey February 19, 2016

bat shit beautiful

Bat shit meaning: beyond being insane or totally crazy.
Beautiful meaning: attractive, lovely, gorgeous, good looking.

Combine the both, the "subject" is described as bat shit beautiful that combination put together.

That gigantic explotion turned out bat shit beautiful.

by Crasydraw January 18, 2018

Bat You Down

To beat the mess out someone or to throw them down to the ground. Usually people from Louisiana say this word.

Keep messing around boy I will bat you down you heard me.

by Chris Sails March 26, 2018

Purple Fur Bat

A black woman's vagina. You take the lips of the vagina and stretch them apart. The pink inside and dark outside offset to a shade of purple. The fur of course is her pubic hair while you can kind of see a bat face inside.

"Dude, did you hook up with that black chick?"

"Yeah bro, she totally had a purple fur bat!"

by HottSauce January 12, 2010

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008

US Bat

Originally from WWII means that the radio battery was broken from Useless Battery, but US Bat can be used just to mean broken.

This trucks US Bat, Sir!

by OJ November 07, 2003

m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.

I wish I was the Bat Commander.

by C'est moi. January 04, 2004