cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

by Jigbuck July 15, 2014

the badger

A girl who you're friend is considering dating, usually uncannily resembles an actual badger.

"Jeff better watch out or he'll get attacked by the badger"

by theBlakester June 11, 2006

Shitty-Girl Badge

A Girlscout merit badge earned when one exhibits proficiency in being shitty towards another Girlscout. Often used as an insult.

"Thanks for hooking up with my ex-boyfriend! You've definitely earned your Shitty-Girl Badge"

by Chissmoose December 6, 2006

badger

Dirty old man- a dodgy old guy looking for a beautiful young lady (young enough to be his daughter) to take back to his lair and have his way with... a male version of the Canadian slang expression , "cougar".

Donald Trump

"Look out Marielle, that old man is a badger!" :s

by Siobhan and Shane May 27, 2006

pink badger

Small animals that walk on their hind legs and have conversations with each other.

The other day there were a couple of pink badgers in my dirty laundry.

by Woodstock June 23, 2004

badge

Adjective to describe something unsatisfactory, bad or just down right shit.
For the more extreme shitness, see biadge

Origin: East London

Person 1: What did u think of that film?
Person 2: Badge.

That shirt is badge.

by Chappelle3000 May 9, 2006