When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
by Super Dad Zach March 01, 2013
An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.
by Wookie Huntr February 27, 2013
When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.
Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.
by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021
by bignigga2001 April 02, 2021
When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.
"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper
by FeloniousMonksGuy July 10, 2010
"Watch out for the Shaq Attack
by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004