workend

Derived from "weekend," a workend--pronounced work-end-- is what one has when one spends their Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Friday, doing nothing but something.

To be blunt: saying "I had a workend" is a quick way of saying "I didn't do anything but work this weekend, fuck my life."

Bob: Jeff, you coming to the movies this week?
Jeff: Nah man, I've got a workend.
Bob: Sorry bro, that history paper's a bitch.

Alice: Hey Jeff, what'd you do this weekend?
Jeff: I had a workend.
Alice: That stinks. History paper?
Jeff: Yep.

by Workender March 4, 2010

Social Work-out

The physical workout Social Workers get from running their clients places, chasing after client's children, or running around the office to get tasks done.

Friend: Hey, want to go to the gym with me?
Social Worker: No way. I got a Social Work-out yesterday chasing after my client's kids at the food stamp office.

by Comosedice December 10, 2010

Doin' Work

Flirting with a girl; bonding with a biddie you plan to mack; "Getting places" with a girl.

Guy #1: Where's Dave?

Guy #2: He's hanging out with Ashley.

Guy #1: Dave's doin' work.

Example #2-

Dave: Just got home from hanging with Ashley. I'm doin' some serious work...

by Supermanmaninthebox February 28, 2011

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by [insert user here] January 22, 2022

Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2009

do work

to accomplish a task. could be eating, dumping, gettin some booty...any variety of things

Ex 1 - I'm bout to do work on this burger, son!
Ex 2 - After I eat this burger, I'm gonna have to go do some work
Ex 3 - Dude 1: I got a huge english test tommorow
Dude 2: Do Work Son!

by ClayClay October 24, 2007

worked

to get danced up on a party. either the male or female works each other and who ever makes the other tired is the one who gotten worked.

boy 1: man i went to a party last night and this girl worked me to the fullest!
boy 2: man u lame for getting worked, i WORKED a girl last !

by MissIndependent December 9, 2008