windows

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

by maddy January 14, 2004

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"

Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"

by Chris VG May 20, 2007

Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Windows Dweeb

Term used by Linux or Mac zealots who think their operating system is godly, when they don't realize that every operating system has its flaws. Sure, Windows has the occasional crash or security problem, but they fix it.

I use Windows because I actually want my computer to be compatible with a few games. Oh, and my Windows XP computer hasn't crashed for almost a year now.

by MetaPaladin November 24, 2003

windows

An operating system that destroyed the internet as we know it. When Microsoft introduced Windows 95, they opened the door for the scums of the internet.

Windows is like a Jaguar. They're both high priced, and they're both unreliable.

by Qbert January 21, 2005

Windows

A bad imitation of a Macintosh Apple.

Windows is like a Macintosh Apple only not as good.

by robin graves February 21, 2004