western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022

western poopy dick

When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.

God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess

by ShrimpyMcgee July 2, 2022

Western swing

When you and your buddy play Brokeback Mountain in the back of your truck.

Those guys are into Western swing

by Spicy watermelon July 26, 2022

Wasted Years

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.

2. Me and my ex

1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.

"Nah but I'll give it a listen"

"Nice Nice"

2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Wastedtunez

The best Producer in the world.

Yo this beat is hard, it has to be made by wastedtunez.

by Wastedtunez December 20, 2022

Wasted Slime

When a woman is horny, but there’s no suitable outlet for her horny energy and her natural lubrication goes to waste like a snail with nowhere to go.

The female version of blue balls

Jenna: Did you get it last night?

Stephanie: No girl, I’ve got so much wasted slime

That guy seemed hot but I got cock blocked. Wasted slime

by Jubilee Jim April 4, 2023

Western Wall

You've got to have a good relationship with it

you might not get to stare at it for too long

yet its guaranteed to do wonders in your life

Western Wall is the holiest place you put your prayer requests there

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023