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Station Wagon Rich 

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.
I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

Puss Wagon 

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.
That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.
Puss Wagon by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

Fairy Wagon 

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks
Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?
Fairy Wagon by professional_retard September 7, 2022

Turd Wagon 

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.
Turd Wagon by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Meat Wagon 

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.
Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...
Meat Wagon by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

Meat Wagon 

A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
Meat Wagon by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022