Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017

Kissing uncle

Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's

Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle

Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right

by Fgtrebgas April 1, 2021

uncle randall

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.

Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.

by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

Uncle Horchata

Your Mexican uncle that doesn't let you touch his bald head.

My uncle horchata shot me after I tried touching his bald head

by Dick feather June 2, 2018

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023