Brown University 

An article released in China announced Brown as one of the top four universities in America alongside the typical Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Most famous for its open curriculum. If you're going to pay a large sum of money for college education, you should have the right to use your money to take whatever classes you want or need. Brown allows you to do that.

Voted douchiest school 2009 from GQ from, later found out it was an inside joke. Just because we're a liberal institution does not mean we are tree-huggers, hippies, pot smokers, sex-loving freaks.

Brown students are known to be more well-rounded than those from other Ivies. We're outgoing, social, down-to-earth yet attentive, intelligent, and eager to learn.

Also famous now because of Emma Watson and yes, I've seen her.

If you think college sucks, you haven't been to Brown University.

A t-shirt said, "HARVARD (because Brown rejected me)"

"So like, with that much freedom and the open curriculum, how do Brown students learn?"
"Oh we learn. We want to learn. But we know how to have fun too."

Usual student, "Did you see Emma Watson?"
Brown student, "Yes, why?"
Usual student," OMG I love her, you are so lucky!! Have you talked to her? OMG I want to meet her."
Brown student, "Uh huh...sure. Yeah I saw her, do I care? I've got my own stuff to worry about."

Brown University by Brownbard13 November 16, 2009

Bucknell University 

N. Private University in NE PA full of drunken greeks who all pop their collars, drive expensive cars and all-in-all kick ass!

Wow, I wish I could go to Bucknell University, they completely trashed Kansas in the NCAA Tourny!

Bucknell University by WaterBison08 March 28, 2005

Unitarian Universalist 

A religion that celebrates the free spirit and individual thought. Members can believe in pretty much whatever they want to. <3 The members create a loving, kind, generous, and free community.

Unitarian Universalist (UU) 1: 'I believe that there is a God.'
UU2: 'Oh that's cool bro, I don't.'
UU1: 'Sweet. Lets go light the chalice.'
UU2: 'I'm down for that! Lets grab some pizza too.'

Unitarian Universalist by Livvie290 November 2, 2011

university of tennessee

The flagship campus of the University of Tennessee's 4 campus system has around 30,000 students and an endowment topping $1.1 billion. It is best known for it's historically dominant football program, and lately, for it's basketball program under head coach Bruce Pearl. The football stadium, Neyland Stadium, has been declared by Sports Illustrated as the #1 place in the world to watch a football game, and the basketball arena is the largest on-campus facility in the nation. The school is also known as a regular on Playboy's top 10 party schools.

Basically, UT is the balls, aside from being in a really bad city, Knoxville.

Dude, I wish I had never gone to the University of Florida, University of Tennessee is where it's at. What the fuck was I thinking?

university of tennessee by UTkid438 February 20, 2008

University of Nevada 

Also known as UNR by many in Nevada. The best damn school in the state, although that's not an incredibly telling accomplishment as there are really only two colleges in Nevada anyway, and UNLV is kind of pathetic.

The University of Nevada is the best (only, really) college in the Great Basin.

University of Nevada by Reno's Finest November 14, 2010

Colorado Mesa University 

Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.

"Hey man, where do you go to college?"

"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"

"Do you do meth?"

"only once....."

Colorado Mesa University by thorthewarriorking September 21, 2011

West Virginia University 

Located in Morgantown, West Virginia, this school is home to the world's finest couch burners. They usually have a pretty decent football team and basketball team, although the 2009-2010 basketball team won the Big East Championship and made it to the NCAA Final Four. Many innocent couches were burned those nights.

Their biggest sports rival is whoever they happen to be playing that night, though they do particularly hate Pitt, and will usually shout "Eat shit Pitt" at games. The fans offten times make sports center because of their heckling tactics (which include shouting the name of a coach's misstress) and throwing trash onto the floor and at players from the other school. The rowdy fans are offten times from New Jersey, but can be just about anyone from the school if they're playing Pitt. They burn couches and sing "Country Roads" after every game.

Mom- What should we do with this old couch?

Dad- Hey, let's send it to our son that goes to West Virginia University that way he has something to burn after the game!

West Virginia University by Em K. 723 November 29, 2010