turbinitis

arose due to the need for a word describing the horrible pain people who wear turbins suffer from where the turbin is to tight or and only on rare occasions, where the pins that are used get stuck in the head

last night my wife started to put my turbin on whilst watching her favourite soap and stuck five pins in my head and now i have turbinitis

by [Simon] October 22, 2004

Turkish Trash Compactor

The act of placing a sausage up one's anus and squeezing the meat out into a waiting partner's mouth.

Yo, Terry totally just gave Matt a huge Turkish Trash Compactor

by Damn-Yankee November 19, 2007

tursing

to curse while typing a combination of the two words type + cursing

I was so angry about my boss I was tursing to June in an e-mail about it...

by la tina January 5, 2008

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

Apple Tucking

When you place/shove your nipple in someones butt.

My boyfriend and I are into apple tucking before sex.

by cs000119 April 23, 2009

turfing

sitting in some tall grass and jerking yourself off.

Yo, i saw that guy turfing outside my house!, It was gross.

by brownsugar3 January 10, 2011

Dirty Turbin

Whe the curry in your turbin spills out causing hot curry to melt away your face!

You have a Dirty Turbin! Then I must clean it!

by Bojman! May 30, 2006