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Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.
by Onlydog January 4, 2019
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Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
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Toilet Facelift

A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.
After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.
by darchingHard July 2, 2019
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Toilet

A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.
by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019
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Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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toiletphobia

An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion of toilets.
I have toiletphobia.
by The Chicken crossed the road February 7, 2020
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