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This isn't Sparta 

This isn't Sparta, it actually IS madness. And you're not going to Dine In Hell, face it.
Sam: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!11
Non-300-obsessive: Stop fanboi drooling over Gerry Butler's pecks, and do something productive with your supposed hollow shell of a 'life'. THIS ISN'T SPARTA!
Sam: *wibble*
This isn't Sparta by Rebecca Rocker November 15, 2007

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub 

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.
yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

Once On This Island 

A musical play written by Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty. Once On This Island was based on the novel "My Love, My Love" by Rosa Guy. It tells the story of Ti Moune, a poor peasant girl who falls in love with Daniel, a rich man who life she saves after he got into a car accident.

The original production date was October 18, 1990 at the Booth Theater on Broadway for 469 performances. The show received 8 Tony Awards for Best Musical, Best Score, Best Book, etc.

Songs:
1. We Dance
2. One Small Girl
3. Waiting for Life
4. And The Gods Heard Her Prayer
5. Rain
6. Pray
7. Forever Yours
8. The Sad Tale of the Beauxhommes
9. Ti Moune
10. Mama Will Provide
11. Some Say
12. The Human Heart
13. Pray (Reprise)
14. Some Girls
15. The Ball
16. Ti Moune's Dance
17. When We Are Wed
18. Forever Yours (Reprise)
19. A Part of Us
20. Why We Tell the Story
"Who knows how high those mountains climb?" ~"Ti Moune" Once On This Island

this isn't where i parked my car 

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

This isnt where i parked my car 

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.
Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

We're gonna have fun on this island 

A quote from Lord Of The Flies. Simon, a nearly mute character who is very in touch with nature and at peace with himself, suffers a hallucination at the top of a jungle mountain on an island. He stares at a (real) pig's head impaled on a stick and imagines that he hears it taunting him and daring him to hope for rescue.
Person Being Hugged: "Dude, let go. I have to get back to work."

Hugger: "No! We're gonna have fun on this island!"