thingers

Thingers are misshaped thumbs that resemble fingers. Potentially advantageous in thumb wrestling or video games. Notable celebrity with thingers, Megan Fox.

I heard Juan stink-thingered that new hostess from the brew pub last night with his freaky E.T. looking thingers!!

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

Thingies

Used to describe underdeveloped pectoral muscles.

Person 1: Haha, you have THINGIES!
Person 2: They're called PECS!

by ThingiHead November 22, 2016

wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 9, 2008

two-thingsism

a two-things racist
comment. mostly told to centars.

Axe commercial were centar refers to two-thingsism

by zesty quick-quick March 19, 2009

Shiny thing

1) Any fascinating distraction. 2) Something valuable.

Oh look, a shiny thing!

by Glitterby July 19, 2010

the baller things

a list comprised of all the baller things in the world, like knives, insane people, savages, having cars on campus, deer heads, beer, and slapping old people.

he used a needle to kill him? add it to the baller things.

by Mikey Pots n' Pans October 7, 2007

Thick as a thick thing

Refering to someone who is extremely unintelligent.

Fuck me, he is as thick as a thick thing if not thicker

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011