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tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
mugGet the tube-sock roadblockmug.

Swamp-tubing

Swamp-tubing is when you suck a fart out of somebody’s anus
Last night Chad went swamp-tubing with Ryleigh
by Bostonrob41 November 19, 2024
mugGet the Swamp-tubingmug.

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.
1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.
by WitheredHip April 23, 2017
mugGet the tubemug.

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.
Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"
by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007
mugGet the yumyum tubemug.

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.
It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.
by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018
mugGet the shootin' the poop tubemug.

wet tube sox

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox
by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017
mugGet the wet tube soxmug.

Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.
Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.
by Coltronix July 23, 2012
mugGet the Food tubemug.

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