John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023

Markham Knight

An old Urban Legend surrounding the town of Markham to Ins-till fear into Criminals, Although people have reported seeing a man dressed in black with a Black Steel Katana and Red Glowing Eyes in the night of Markham.

The Markham Knight was there at Tim Hortons during the night of Donovan Fernandez’s apprehension.

by lappe November 22, 2021

To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.

Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight

by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019

Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.

Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!

by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017

Death Knight

A class in World of Warcraft, currently the only Hero class, in which you play a tank/dps under whichever race you chose, except for the Pandaren. Considered to be over-powered against other classes by some people. Means, "I'm epic, fuck you".

Other players: I'm a Hunter, I'm overplayed and a cheap class to play!
You: Death Knight.

by Death Knight February 26, 2015

Dark Knight

Someone who sits in the restroom long enough that the automatic lights turn off on them.

I just ran into the Dark Knight in the restroom.

by ldogg76 August 3, 2017

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011