Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

rapisto sweats

a particularly heavy type of perspiration, often associated with those who have tendencies towards sex pesturization.

i'm so far beyond hot and muggy that i've got the rapisto sweats!

goddamn, i've got the rapisto sweats -- i am deadset dripping!

by Melanie Speaking August 16, 2006

sweatskirt

The little skirt of shirt material that forms around your waist when you wear a long shirt under a short sweatshirt.

Man, Charlie needs either a longer sweatshirt or a shorter t-shirt. He's sporting a major sweatskirt!

by brap April 3, 2010

Swearapy

The act of cleansing one's palate by swearing, thereby avoiding costly therapy. See Family Swearapy.

I use swearapy in traffic to feel better about being late and I think it's important to use family swearapy at home.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Swearapeutic

An adjective describing a noun or a verb being of or about swearapy.

When I lived in Los Angeles, my drive into work was so much more swearapeutic than my drive into work in Iowa.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

sweatshirt slut

A girl who hooks up with a lot of guys and keeps their sweatshirts after a one night hook up

I hooked up with Julie last night and she kept my sweatshirt!
Dude are you surprised she's a sweatshirt slut.

by Duco October 14, 2013

swearite

A person who can talk with the ability to use course language, yet still make it sound like an art form without sounding offensive.

Roberts ability to make his course language sound like poetry makes him a swearite.

by Allyn63 December 7, 2013