Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

stroke the magic pickle

A sland term for masturbating for males.

Dude I'm so horny, I think im going to go stroke the magic pickle.

by mackdaddytothe69thpower March 3, 2011

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025

1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

Stroke

Taking your sweet time because your getting paid by the hr

John is such a clock stroke.he has been working on the same thing all morning.

by Tommy2gun December 16, 2019

Diff’rent Stroked

The act of being masterbated by the cast members of the hit 80’s tv show, Diff’rent Strokes.

Man 1: Hey bro, remember the time we took our acting careers to the next level and were extras on Diff’rent Strokes?

Man 2: Boy do I! I remember when Kimberly, Arnold, and Mrs. Garrett took down my pants and Diff’rent Stroked me and I accidentally jizzed on Willis and Mr. Drummond. They were so smooth I never knew who’s turn it was. I couldn’t tell the Diff’rence!

by Hal L April 30, 2021