Schoolyard Stalker

A person at school who always stares at you, follows you around, try's to hang out with you, etc.

Ryan is a total "Schoolyard Stalker."

by KissMyAssYouFatWhore January 20, 2011

Sleeper Stalker

when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if you block them and try staying away from them they will use their friend connections to find you

guy 1: God i have an annoying stalker she just wont leave me alone!
guy 2: just block her
guy 1: i cant she's a sleeper stalker
guy 2: that sucks dude

by DUSKJones April 28, 2011

cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together

Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence

by maytag repair man August 6, 2011

Accruacy Slacker

That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72

"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"

"...no, I wasn't planning too"

"Only we're a long way short"

"Think I've got something to do in the office"

"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"

by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013

shit sacker

When someone wipes their anus from back to front getting fecal matter on their testicals hence the name shit sacker

Jim said that he got some shit on his nutsack by wiping his ass from back to front so we gave him the name shit sacker

by dafox10 October 23, 2013

thirst-stalker mode

when a person takes a really serious interest in a male or female

I can't stop thinking about her. She is always on my mind and its like I see her everywhere I go. Its like I'm on that thirst-stalker mode.

by YOUNG TUCK July 16, 2014

Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.

Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."

by 001girl September 26, 2015