Ground Squirrel 

A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.

"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."

Ground Squirrel by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013

Nigerian Squirrel 

A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.

"Nigerian squirrels are real. Believe."

Nigerian Squirrel by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Great White Squirrel 

The act of getting a blow job then cumming in her mouth, the cum chokes her and she then coughs the cum all over your pubic hair.

So i was getting dome one day, real nice, cummed in her mouth; and the next thing I new I had sticky pubic hair. I then realized that I had just been the victim of a Great White Squirrel.

Great White Squirrel by Shawny Shawny July 16, 2010

Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.

OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!

Hoe Bagged Squirrel by StabWoundFucl{ing February 21, 2011

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006

Wet Squirrel

When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.

Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!

Wet Squirrel by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 12, 2006

flying squirrel 

you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!

"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."

flying squirrel by Laurabelleblue September 16, 2008