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HOW TO SPOON 

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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fork and spoon 

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right
I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

fork and spoon by tski July 30, 2003
Related Words

Sugar Spoon 

CUNT+FUCK+SHIT+WANKER+PISS+ARSEHOLE etc etc= Sugar Spoon


James you are such a fucking SUGAR SPOON
Sugar Spoon by wankanator April 4, 2009

rusty spoon 

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.
The rusty spoon gets me every time.
rusty spoon by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015

Tuna spoon 

A powerful sex move destroying the womans reproductive organs with a can of tuna.
Yeah, i tuna spooned Katie last night.
She died at the hospital
Tuna spoon by Lilswippax November 7, 2019

rusty spoon 

somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.
brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian
rusty spoon by bfvfbk October 16, 2008

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! 

An expression you say when you're in disbelief
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!