Bubba the love sponge

a strong man with the abilities of few men. Those who hate him are low, pitiful, small men who should look in their own pants and wallets for what they lack.

Did you see that Bubba the love sponge? OOOO girl!

by kaotik_klownie February 26, 2004

sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.

doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu

by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006

Sponge Bob

To get head from a woman while she's soaping you up in the shower.

"Man, I got a great Sponge Bob last night!"

by Lara111 September 28, 2007

spontanity

at the moment of something unbelievably random. an event which happens due to fate only when the thoughts of two people are the same.

When Kristina saw that he had brought her flowers, she fainted due to the spontanity of the moment.

by CamyCam May 7, 2011

oh spongebob, why?

A popular quote from the SpongeBob episode Boating School, when SpongeBob crashes into a lighthouse during a driving test.

SpongeBob: Okay, floor it.
(Crashes into lighthouse, while Mrs. Puff becomes big)
Mrs. Puff: Oh SpongeBob, why?

by The Real Driller June 5, 2016

spinkle sponk

Another word for vaginal intercourse.

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.

by swampdonkey49 December 2, 2017

spongebob

cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head

My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007