verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
Get the spider-manning mug.To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.
No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.
Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.
No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.
Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.
Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...
by Roger_Rammjet March 27, 2011
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by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008
Get the Crack Spider mug.Following an internal moneyshot, the female recipient stands up and as the semen runs out of the vagina the woman kicks one leg out to the side so that the semen is flung out onto the floor and yells "spidergirl". This motion closely resembles the motion of a person atttempting to shake a fart out of their pant leg
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Get the Spidergirl mug.A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
Get the Spider Monkey mug.When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).
Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.
by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009
Get the spider nose mug.When a man withdraws at the moment of no return only to spray his man juice all over his hand. The action of flicking his muck over the young ladies back resembles spidermans web shooting technique and the shape of the hand looks like a claw, a combination of both leads to Spiderclaw.
by Billy No Mates1 April 25, 2008
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