Sexth Sense

The extra sense that humans have that differentiates them from animals and drags them lower!

I blame this relationship on my sexth sense. It screwed me!

His sexth sense makes him choose all the wrong girls over a great job!

by kaalika August 31, 2011

Horse Sense

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people

guy 1: hey why are we the more intelligent ones and yet still betting on these thoughtless animals?

Guy 2: I don't know, that's a good point

Guy 1: makes perfect horse sense to me!

by KiLlThEbOoKiE March 28, 2010

spencer

to stalk people using facebook.

"Bobby was totally spencering Jill last night."

"That girl is so hot! I'm gonna spencer her later this afternoon!"

by Aaron KA March 11, 2008

sense of humour failure

When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.

However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.

This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.

That easyJet lady had a sense of humour failure when you asked if your "little" 16 year-old son counted for the priority boarding.

I don't think so. I think she had no sense of humour to start with.

Yeah, or it is that time of the month for her. That could explain her sense of humour failure.

by Legend_Killerz January 23, 2011

Uncommon Sense

The ACTUAL, true-to-life word for the phrase "common sense", based on the fact it is nowhere near as common as its name makes it seem.

I don't understand why you would do such a thing. Don't you have any uncommon sense??

by One1ove December 3, 2011

spencer

slang for a metro boy.

That boy has nail polish on! He is so Spencer!

by weshallsee July 2, 2007

common sense

the least common of all senses

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by nobody September 9, 2004