slurple

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007

San Francisco Slurpee

when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.

Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.

by inspironb120 June 20, 2009

slurry

It's the unintelligable string of curse words that comes out when you're sleep deprived, drunk, or otherwise verbally incapacitated and is used to punctuate your speach.

I can't sleep on airplanes, so going into hour 26 without sleep, I greeted my relatives at the airport with modest enthusiasm and filled out my weak sentence structure with a cheerful expulsion of slurry.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 31, 2010

Slurp-a-derp

The act of smoking a bong.

Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp

by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021

Herpe Slurpee

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

All American Slurp

When a person(Or Alien) eats out a girl from every state of the United States of America.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Barthalamew did?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. He had an All American Slurp."

by KEKlan December 14, 2016

slurp

a kid who has braces and slurps all day.

slurp/matt- sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp
otherguy- stop slurpin'

by your mom May 13, 2005