I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.
by Friday13 July 18, 2010
A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
by Roflcopter filipino October 18, 2008
by paul-e-dangerously July 22, 2007
A fourteen step move that is very difficult to accomplish and has even resulted in death. It involves acrobatic skill, a spatula, and three cheese blocks. If attempted more than three times, the result is the male becoming paralyzed from the wast down, never to partake in such a maneuver ever again
"Dude, Liz and I just did the Nashville surprise!'Guy 1
"Nice man!" Guy 2
"Yeah it was our fourth time!" Guy 1
"Uh oh" Guy 2
Guy 1 falls onto the floor
"Nice man!" Guy 2
"Yeah it was our fourth time!" Guy 1
"Uh oh" Guy 2
Guy 1 falls onto the floor
by Dr. Roberto January 28, 2011
The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
by Nerd Junior March 03, 2006
The pleasure of relieving your last lunch meal into a girl's mouth in a form of brown delight. After the delight is placed in the mouth, the female then proceeds with a wonderful, chocolate blowjob. This requires the male placing his hands behind the girls head, thrusting his hips foward, and forcing the shit to be packed in the back of the female's throat. Afterwards, the guy jizzes in the girl's mouth, creating the frosting. Swallowing is mandatory. Thus, a brownie surprise.
by Dallen June 02, 2006
A more fun way to commit suicide...
First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!
(Grandma crying in the back)
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!
(Grandma crying in the back)
by MagicDonJuan November 29, 2004