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THE Ring 

Any ring that a woman wears on her INDEX finger to show that she is on her menstual cycle (period). Girls should wear a ring on their finger during this time of month to show you to back off at a party or such. This will stop any sexual awkwardness from happening if you were to attempt to hit on the woman.
John: Dude that girl is pretty fine over there. I think I'm going to go talk to her.'

Joe: Okay but don't go too far, she's wearing the ring.

John: Oh man, she's married.

Joe: Not that ring, dude, THE ring.

John: Oh crap you're right, man, thanks for backing me up there, i wouldnt want to get owned like Mike.

Joe: Your welcome bro, keep it real
THE Ring by KOphysics February 22, 2010
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Ding Ring 

A term used to describe the white etched ring that appears just above the label on beer bottles. It is caused by the bottles knocking together while contained in a beer box. This phenomena was first noticed by the Germans around 1947 and the phrase almost defeated "Deutsche Mark" as the name for the common German currency.
Dave: I hate ding rings so I drink from a can.
Matt: You're a pussy, Dave.
Ding Ring by traybay February 10, 2010
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poison ring 

A ring from medieval times that resembles a locket with a storage area. These were used to store poison to slip in someone's drink or food. They are fairly large and decorative with a flip-up top. Also used to store one's sniffable illicit substances. AKA "crack ring."
She leaned over the table and discreetly opened her poison ring over his drink while distracting him with her ample cleavage.
poison ring by Demi-Kitten July 3, 2010

olympic ring toss

this is where a man lays on the floor with an hard on and the women stands on an elevated surface and trys to jump off and make her vagina land directly on the penis.
i hurt my dick when me and my women tried the olympic ring toss and she missed
olympic ring toss by jackass33 November 23, 2010

Booch Ring 

A piercing on the butt-hole connected to a piercing on th gooch by a chain or leather strap mostly used for anal pleasures.
Dude:hey will you pull my chain?
Man:Ok. Where is it?
Dude:Between my legs.
Man:What?!
Dude:Yeah its a booch ring.
Booch Ring by theasdf911 December 16, 2010

beaters ring 

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring
dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce
beaters ring by the big banana March 17, 2011

Prickly Ring

When your arsehole feels like it has broken glass in it. This is called 'Prickly Ring'.
Prickly Ring by stormynite May 2, 2014